For the record

 I would like to publically state that all of my taxes, income and property, are all current. I have also never had in  my employ any house servants or gardeners of questionable citizenship, so no international scandals or payroll issues either.

 

  I have had some minor skirmishes with the law, but they were years ago, and have been settled. I did smoke some pot, inhaling of course, but that, and most of my other indiscretions have been freely admitted and a matter of public record.

  That said- it appears that some of Mr  Obama’s nominees are backing off because they are skeered. Well, I aint skeered, and if he happens to have any positions open, I believe I could fill in. I am therefore accepting any cabinet positions available.

 I’m a good shot- Head of security would be cool- I can save the taxpayers some cash and supply my own guns.

I’m a really good driver, I could drive the armored car- I just aint wearing one those silly chauffeur hats.

I could be the the tax dude, I’ve been paying them for nearly thirty years, I’m certain I could collect them for a while.

If nothing else, I could be the token white dude, you know, to balance things out.

Anybody got his address so I can send my resume?

Maybe I should apply in person, just walk up and knock on the door. Employers like assertiveness.